New face of 'terror'

Yesterday evening, I bumped into my elderly Chinese neighbour Mr L at his doorstep. He was sporting a new beard.

Me: "Wah.. you're growing a beard, Mr L.?"

Mr L: "Yah. I'm going for a new look... the Terrorist Look" (*smiles*)

Me: "Er... why?"

Mr L: "Because there's a shortage of terrorists in Singapore" (*laughs at his own joke*)

Me: "... and they're very hard to find in Singapore!" (*closes gate and door*)


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